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Confucious Say…

Posted on 12.25.05 7:30PM under Funny Stuff

Confucious Say…

1. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

2. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

3. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

4. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park
meat in girl.

5. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

6. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

7. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

8. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

9. Baseball wrong–man with four balls cannot walk.

10. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Read Comments

  1. Posted by Dave on 12.25.05 8:52 pm

    those are the worst “confucious say” i have ever read !

    Keep up the Good Work !

  2. Posted by hugh jass on 12.26.05 2:28 pm

    haha

  3. Posted by Ellis on 02.14.06 4:00 am

    Confucious say…

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget…

  4. Posted by Marchie on 02.21.06 11:10 am

    Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

  5. Posted by FORREST on 02.28.06 11:15 pm

    man who run infront of car get tired.man who run behind car get exausted.

  6. Posted by JoelKGman on 03.15.06 3:59 am

    Here are some failed Confucious sayings created by me

    Man who stands in rain gets wet

    Man who wants to face his fears must first fear his face

    Man who wants to laugh at other people must first laugh at himself

  7. Posted by sams the man on 08.31.06 8:57 am

    chuck noris invented science

  8. Posted by sams the man on 08.31.06 9:00 am

    gizeebo. giiizzzeeeebbbo. oh its the best word ever

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