Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes
Posted on 12.25.05 10:16AM under Ethnic Jokes, Funny Stuff, Jokes
Two guys decide to set up a bungee jumping service in Mexico. They set up in a plaza, and a large crowd assembles around them, so they decide to give a demonstration.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up, he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
The second guy finally catches him and says, “What happened? Was the cord too long?”
The first guy replies, “No, the cord was fine… but what the hell is a pinata?”
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Posted by ironman on 01.27.06 11:14 am
Ha. Ha. Mexicans are funny
Posted by pablo is gay on 04.20.06 6:46 pm
hahahahahha its funny cause they don’t speak english…. plus they’re skin is brown! hahahahahaha
Posted by Pablo on 04.23.06 12:46 am
No jodan con Mexicanos, putas. Just kidding that was good.
Posted by Rammstein fan on 08.02.06 9:41 pm
its alright i guess not the best of course