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Woman ’smuggled human head’
Posted on 03.01.06 6:43PM under funny news
A WOMAN who packed a skull in her suitcase on a flight to Florida’s Fort Lauderdale airport has been charged with “smuggling a human head.”
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US prosecutors said they also charged Florida resident Myrlene Severe with failing to declare the head on a customs declaration form and transporting hazardous material. The skull had “organic matter” on it, they said. “Severe stated that she had obtained the package, which contained the human head, from a man in Haiti for use as a part of her voodoo beliefs,” the US attorney for the Southern District of Florida said in a statement. “Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits,” the US attorney’s office added. While 80 percent of Haiti’s 8.5 million people are Roman Catholic and 16 percent Protestant, more than half also say they practice voodoo, an Afro-Caribbean religion whose roots go back 6000 years or more in Africa. Each of the charges carries a maximum punishment of five years in prison. It was unclear who Severe’s attorney was, but the prosecutor’s office said bail was set at $100,000 during an initial appearance before US Magistrate Judge Lurana Snow in Fort Lauderdale, and Severe would be arraigned on March 2.
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Posted by randy on 03.17.06 2:00 pm
that was the most apaulling stupid joke ever seen in my life
Posted by General Lee on 03.17.06 2:01 pm
i have to agree with Randy, that joke was stupid and completley worthless to read….it should be deleted…now….right now……
Posted by wut the hell so wut if im blonde on 04.17.06 6:08 pm
wut the frik is wrong with this picture…..? why the hell would u arrest someone for having a fucking head in their bag….>????@!@!$#!^#!(*