Ethels Easter Jokes Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny? A: A good Easter. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!" Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? A: A hairless hare! Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a march Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A: A slam duck. Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: What grows between your nose and chin? A: Tulips (Two Lips). Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? A: Coloured scrambled eggs! Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg! Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? A: Because he had a eggache! (headache) Q: How do you catch a unique bunny? A: UNIQUE UP ON IT! Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road? A: He was making the Movie Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? A: His lucky people's foot! Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? A: Tired. Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you. Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick! Q: What did the bunny put over his sore? A: A eggage. Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? A: The Easter Elephant. Q: What do ducks have for lunch? A: Soup and quackers! Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? A: An Easter bunnet! Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter? A: In the dictionary. Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics. Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. Q: What type of movie is about water fowl? A: A duckumentary. Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats? A: The Easter Purrade! Q: What is the end of Easter? A: The letter R. Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted. Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A: A bee comes after it Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A: They lived hoppily ever after! Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies. Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? A: Albunny, New York! Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? A: Napoleon Bunnyparte! Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? A: Basket-ball, of course! Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? A: To a re-tail store! Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? A: Rabbit De Niro! Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? A: Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan! Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? A: An Easter basket case! Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? A: The Easter Bunana! Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears." Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? A: It's a tender tail! Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? A: It took ears off his life! Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! Q: Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? A: He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs! Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? A: You need an eggsplanation! Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare dryer! Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets! Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? A: The Easter Barney! Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? A: He does lots of bare-obics. Q: What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? A: One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head! Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? A: Hop suey!