Chuck Norris’ tears can cure Cancer, too bad Chuck doesn’t cry.

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and told it to get off it’s ass and find a job.

A snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg once, immediately afterward, the snake died.

When Chuck Norris cums from a blow job, all 1 million women have to chew to swallow it.

Chuck Norris played a game of Russian Roulette with a round in every chamber and won.

In the original version of Street Fighter, Chuck Norris was the final unlock-able fighter. Every button resulted in him preforming a Roundhouse kick. When asked about the glitch, Chuck replied “What glitch”?