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By: ur mom

ur mom — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:29:58 +0000

chuck norris is the reason why the dinosaurs are extinct

By: ur mom

ur mom — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:25:51 +0000

Chuck Norris molest small farm animals

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:28:33 +0000

When the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

By: paulbee

paulbee — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:12:28 +0000

chuck norris has such a high sperm count his girl frend dosnt spit or swallow she chews

By: chodesucker

chodesucker — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:43:43 +0000

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris shaves everyday but re-grows right there.

Chuck Norris doesn’t walk, the ground moves for him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t require oxygen to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t poop out his corn.

Chuck Norris doesn’t light is farts on fire, he FARTS fire.

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By: bloodymikey751

bloodymikey751 — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:33:58 +0000

u said that he fucked every country except the asian chicks
wat about koreans, filipinos, and viets?

By: nignig

nignig — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:17:38 +0000

chuck norris once fucked a little baby so hard that the baby fell apart in his hands then he ate him and said “tastes just like chicken”. He then put on “the passion of the christ,” and proceeded to masturbate saying “oh yeah, crucify that motherfucker”

Chuck Norris actually one every season of american idol, but was disqualified for sleeping with all three judges.

Chuck Norris atoned for Jesus’ sins