Comments on: Chuck Norris Jokes IV

By: dru

dru — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:08:06 +0000

When Chuck Norris says he’s goin to fuck a girls brains out, he fucks her brains out…literally.

By: ya boi

ya boi — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:04:14 +0000

In the beginning there was nothing…Then chuck norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “get a job!” …this is the story of the universe

By: Dark

Dark — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:34:27 +0000

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on dry land

By: Liam

Liam — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:01:20 +0000

Chuck norris roundhouse kicked the universe and started the big bang!

By: Landsberger

Landsberger — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:07:01 +0000

Chuck Norris is the help in Hamburger Helper.

By: steve

steve — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:00:45 +0000

chuck is a loser

By: tflee11

tflee11 — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:21:30 +0000

Jesus might walk on water, but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

By: Peanut

Peanut — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:13:02 +0000

Chuck Norris Is The Only Person To Beat The Mona Lisa In A Staring Contest.(Property Of Me) No Stealing!!

By: Kevo

Kevo — Wed, 30 May 2007 10:47:54 +0000

Chuck Norris had sex with a dolphin once. Nine months later the dolphin gave birth to a Great White shark.

By: Halt

Halt — Sun, 27 May 2007 20:43:34 +0000

When Chuck Norris’ wife burns dinner. He throws away the dishes, Calls his wife a whore, and then sleeps with your mom!!!