Comments on: Chuck Joke Norris

By: Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Facts — Sun, 23 May 2010 02:09:25 +0000

At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season.

chucks brother. — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:42:33 +0000

when chuck norris shoots his load, he has to do it in an empty, olympic size swimming pool. That way he doesn’t drowned people.(then he swims in it).

Dustin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:13:39 +0000

Chuck Norris looks like the red headed Jesus, Coincidence? Don’t think so.

CarS — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:32:34 +0000

Tornado’s don’t happen in Texas, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

john smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:49:15 +0000

here is a joke about chuck norris:
u know how jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land bitch

Mouseboyo — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:17:38 +0000

Chuck Norris got his driver liscence at the age of 16 seconds.

andy — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:30:50 +0000

Chuck Norris keeps coffee awake.

jighooligan — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:45:18 +0000

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a man back to the stone age when the man got up eveeryone said to him “you to?”

ur momma — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:52:40 +0000

Chuck Norris didn’t make power, power made Chuck Norris.

boo ya — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:48:26 +0000

Chuck Norris once won a game of halo 2 by lo0oking at it.