Comments on: Chuck Norris Facts http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/ Just another WordPress site Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:47:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 By: Steve http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-7386 Steve Mon, 16 May 2011 04:51:26 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-7386 A lot of people on here cant spell. A lot of people on here cant spell.

]]> By: B F chuck http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-7356 B F chuck Thu, 21 Apr 2011 02:29:00 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-7356 Fuck Chuck already Fuck Chuck already

]]> By: rjones http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4795 rjones Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:13:47 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4795 A little Chuck Norris, is a DAMN LOT of Chuck Norris ! A little Chuck Norris, is a DAMN LOT of Chuck Norris !

]]> By: Chuck-mate http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4794 Chuck-mate Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:49:19 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4794 Chuck steak is the term referred to by which a single round house kick is applied to an idle cow pasture. Chuck steak is the term referred to by which a single round house kick is applied to an idle cow pasture.

]]> By: Chuck-mate http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4793 Chuck-mate Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:40:05 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4793 Chuck Norris once ran so fast that he did not sink when apposed by water, this phenomenon is better known in the bible as one of the greatest miracles ever written. Jesus was an excellent apprentice was he not. Not to be out done by someone whom could now do the same, Chuck Norris then turned his blazing speed up a notch.. This event in all likeliness would be the cause of Moses’ hair instantly turning gray and furthermore, the Red Sea being parted. Chuck Norris once ran so fast that he did not sink when apposed by water, this phenomenon is better known in the bible as one of the greatest miracles ever written. Jesus was an excellent apprentice was he not.

Not to be out done by someone whom could now do the same, Chuck Norris then turned his blazing speed up a notch.. This event in all likeliness would be the cause of Moses’ hair instantly turning gray and furthermore, the Red Sea being parted.

]]> By: Chuck-mate http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4792 Chuck-mate Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:37:46 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4792 There is no such thing as check mate, only Chuck-Mate. This “no escape, facing possible death” term could only be used with plastic pieces, life sized scale chess boards simply could not withhold such bloodshed… Only by a well deserved round house kick to the side of my face, and a beard lashing, have I been granted the honor of administering the eagerly awaited change of said terminology in the chess world and in real life……. Given this privilege I now hold the green light to change the definition. Check-Mate = One faces death without submission. Chuck-Mate = All certainly perish painfully and excrutiatingly, and without any possibility of escape…AT ALL There is no such thing as check mate, only Chuck-Mate. This “no escape, facing possible death” term could only be used with plastic pieces, life sized scale chess boards simply could not withhold such bloodshed…
Only by a well deserved round house kick to the side of my face, and a beard lashing, have I been granted the honor of administering the eagerly awaited change of said terminology in the chess world and in real life…….
Given this privilege I now hold the green light to change the definition.
Check-Mate = One faces death without submission.
Chuck-Mate = All certainly perish painfully and excrutiatingly, and without any possibility of escape…AT ALL

]]> By: rjones http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4790 rjones Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:15:09 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4790 Those bright objects you see in the night sky are not shooting stars. They are Chuck's loogies leaving Earth's atmosphere. Those bright objects you see in the night sky are not shooting stars. They are Chuck’s loogies leaving Earth’s atmosphere.

]]> By: big D http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4789 big D Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:14:59 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4789 you are all a bunch of f****** ing a** stinkers. you are all a bunch of f****** ing a** stinkers.

]]> By: MRFVCKNBRILLNT http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4788 MRFVCKNBRILLNT Mon, 18 Oct 2010 11:33:56 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4788 Shook knight was aiming at Chuck Norris that fatefull night but he deflected the bullets with his beard and they hit 2pac DAMN YOU CHUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK! Shook knight was aiming at Chuck Norris that fatefull night but he deflected the bullets with his beard and they hit 2pac DAMN YOU CHUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!

]]> By: rjones http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4787 rjones Mon, 27 Sep 2010 03:05:40 +0000 http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-facts/chuck-norris-facts/#comment-4787 Chuck Norris can smell colors. Chuck Norris can smell colors.

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