Comments on: Chuck Norris Facts II

By: Jake F

Jake F — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:39:01 +0000

Plutonium is not used in the nuclear bomb, it is simply a drop of Chuck Norris’s blood

By: Terry

Terry — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:18:03 +0000

The devil didn’t go down to Georgia lookin’ for a soul to steal, he went there to hide from Chuck Norris!

By: Terry

Terry — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:15:04 +0000

There is a man on the moon, courtesy of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.

By: gustopoe

gustopoe — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:56:43 +0000

In World war II We didn’t need a plane or a bomb we just sent chuck norris on a boat and let him round house kick japan and to Nuke explosions were created

Chuck norris Created World of warcraft blizzard just sponsers it because chuck norris was getting bored..It wouldev all been called… Warcraft would be chuck craft, world of warcraft would be World of chuckcraft.

By: me

me — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:05:36 +0000

some people where superman pajamas to bed, super man wheres chuck noriis pajamas to bed

By: JON

JON — Wed, 02 May 2007 19:12:54 +0000

Chuck Norris rules

Chuck Norris once beat the Hulk in a Arm wrestling match.

By: Chuck Rocks

Chuck Rocks — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:33:05 +0000

Chuck Norris has an opposeable thumb…

on his penis.

By: Chuck Rocks

Chuck Rocks — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:31:55 +0000

Chuck Norris has an opposeable thumb…

on his penis!

By: Dushon Mandick

Dushon Mandick — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:39:04 +0000

chuck norris doesn’t hit a baseball with a bat he hits it with his penis, and his life time slugging % is 1000.

if u look closely at any picture ever made, squating in the corner, is chuck himself

chuck norris’ has a six pack of abs and so does is penis

By: Dushon Mandick

Dushon Mandick — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:09:57 +0000

chuck norris doesnt have a vacume cleaner because crumbs are too afraid too land on his floor

there are now 13 months in a year beacause chuck wanted “chuckuary”

february is the shortest month of the year, because chuck round house kicked days number 29, 30, and 31. leap year is the three days chuck just wants to FUCKIN CHILL!!!!!!,but chuck is always ready