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Posted on 01.25.06 9:17AM under Jokes

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I got even with my parents. My parents came to stay with me for the weekend in my apartment. I made them sleep in separate bedrooms. My mother said, “What? Are you crazy? I’ve been sleeping with this man for years.” I said, “Look, I don’t care what you do on the outside. But when you’re in my house…”

“What makes airport security think they can find something in my wife’s purse when she can’t?”

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.”

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  1. Posted by branodn on 01.28.06 6:46 pm

    not funny…

  2. Posted by Will on 03.07.06 1:15 am

    that was gehy

  3. Posted by AnaMaria on 05.14.06 1:39 pm

    yea, I can’t be nice…..it sucked

  4. Posted by Fuck Off on 06.19.07 11:39 am

    shitty joke

  5. Posted by matt on 09.12.08 7:53 am

    im sorry that was fukin gey

  6. Posted by JANETH on 11.18.08 1:30 pm

    I’TS SO STUPID LIKE YOUR MOM…
    =]]

  7. Posted by GEMA on 11.18.08 1:32 pm

    THIS IS BULLSHIT…
    :D

  8. Posted by KARLA on 11.18.08 1:34 pm

    THIS IS GAY LIKE YOU
    :)

  9. Posted by Georgie on 11.26.08 1:38 pm

    None of those other weirdos
    liked them. I thought they were ” Just Great:

  10. Posted by @(-_-)@ on 12.05.08 5:30 pm

    that sucked so much ass——-totaly gay

  11. Posted by Pockets on 12.09.08 6:57 pm

    What the fuck is up with using ‘gay’ as a goddamn insult?!
    Fuckin idiots!! You don’t know who you’re offending

  12. Posted by flip on 12.29.08 8:18 pm

    lame

  13. Posted by lanissa on 02.20.09 9:23 am

    this is stupid

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  15. Posted by alexis on 04.17.09 4:00 pm

    that was relly stupid dude srry i didnt even get it

  16. Posted by chuck norris fan on 12.11.09 2:58 am

    The only weapons of mass destrustion in Iraq was Chuck Norris backpacking through the middle east.

  17. Posted by kfghxgxh on 12.30.09 10:51 pm

    suck my balls

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