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The Blonde Kidnapper
Posted on 01.17.06 7:03PM under Blonde Jokes
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, a blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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Posted by furi kuri on 01.29.06 6:29 pm
what the fuck that makes no sense at all whoever made this is a fucktard
Posted by KNAM on 02.02.06 6:16 pm
Hahah that joke was awesome read it again ull get it
Posted by Ceres on 02.06.06 11:25 am
Rofl nice. \m/ ^_^ \m/
Posted by Kassey on 02.06.06 10:20 pm
very stupid com on can’t you do better gosh idots
Posted by Kassey on 02.06.06 10:20 pm
ok im sorry mr.bigman think of better jokes
Posted by nicole on 02.11.06 2:36 pm
i thought it was pretty funny
Posted by sweety on 02.16.06 10:42 pm
well……those who didnt get this joke ….mmmm….well…….belongs to blonde family….he he
Posted by sweets on 02.19.06 10:30 pm
I dont get it
Posted by suprmbdas on 02.28.06 3:16 pm
I get it. It’s funny. Read the joke again and then realize that the blond sent the kid back to his family demanding money for his ransom when the family already had him back anyway. Think about it!
Posted by xWillx on 03.07.06 1:49 am
that was dumb…
Posted by moose caca on 03.16.06 2:23 pm
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Posted by Heather on 04.20.06 11:15 am
hahahah this shits funny
Posted by aaron on 05.06.06 11:35 pm
pretty funny but why only 10,000 o i get it beacuse shes blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by This is the world's best blonde joke: on 07.24.06 12:58 am
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were standing in front of a magic mirror. It was said that if you tell a lie in front of the mirror, you would disappear.
The redhead (who was really stupid) said: “I think I’m the smartest girl in the world!” And *poof!* she was gone.
The brunette (who was really unco) said: “I think I’m a sporting legend!” And *poof!* she was gone.
The blonde said: “I think - ” And *poof!* she was gone.
Posted by Will.I.Am on 07.30.06 10:40 am
that is the funniest joke i have ever heard
Posted by monica on 12.27.06 1:58 am
YOO THATS FUNNY tHE BLONDE ACTUALLY SENT THE MONEY TO THE TREE HAHAHAHAHAH WUT A DITtZ!