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Posted on 07.31.06 10:14AM under Blonde Jokes
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-Air.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: Both are completely empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane?
A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: alone.
Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it’s place saying: “Thanks for the TV”
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat”.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on ‘Daddddyyy’
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home?
A: She moved.
Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty?
A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre?
A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
A: “Oh, only Six I think - I’d never manage to eat all 12 pieces.”
Q: What do you call a Smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Posted by Kenjiro on 08.04.06 8:31 am
Q:How do you confuse a blonde?
A:Tell her to pee in the corner of a round room.
Q:How does a blonde confuse you?
A:Telling you she peed in the corner of the round room.
Posted by ZJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ on 10.29.06 7:28 pm
A book never written…
how to graduate preskool By:Ima Blond
How to kill a blond…step1)put nife n er hand step2)Say “WHO’S SPETIAL” step3) ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by no one knows on 02.12.08 8:35 pm
Q. how do you kill a blonde
A. (Give her a gun.)made sher you duck and c u v e r to