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Blondes year in review
Posted on 12.16.05 11:33PM under Blonde Jokes
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Jelly…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..car swamped because soft-top was open..
September - The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
October - Hate M &M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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Posted by Jonathan Martin on 12.30.05 2:44 am
sounds like somthing my X would do…
Posted by i hert steph, though these aret funnny on 12.31.05 11:50 pm
thats not funny at all
Posted by branodn on 01.28.06 6:59 pm
thats a fucking waste of time
Posted by sweets on 02.19.06 10:39 pm
i thought it was cute but some parts were a lil stupied
Posted by krayzie on 02.27.06 10:56 pm
queer, tried to make jelly?
Posted by r u a fag on 03.16.06 8:54 pm
good 4 a quree
Posted by Heather on 04.20.06 11:21 am
hahahah
those of u who are hating get a life
tis shit is funny
either u r fags or ur blondes
either way i still get a laugh outta this shit!
Posted by Aly on 05.15.06 1:42 pm
I think she might have meant Jell-O…
Pretty good overall.
Posted by wet willy on 06.11.06 9:23 pm
tht was kinda dumb cuz it was just 12 blond jokes i already herd wrapped into one recycled joke such a waste of time