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Blonde Painting

Posted on 01.07.06 4:10AM under Blonde Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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  1. Posted by ?????? on 01.27.06 3:54 pm

    Crappy

  2. Posted by furi kuri on 01.29.06 6:31 pm

    this joke sucks donkey balls

  3. Posted by nicole on 02.11.06 2:39 pm

    heard it before

  4. Posted by sweets on 02.19.06 10:34 pm

    that was kinda stupied

  5. Posted by suprmbdas on 02.28.06 3:20 pm

    bad

  6. Posted by suprmbdas on 02.28.06 3:20 pm

    stinky poo

  7. Posted by i love paul walker yeahyeah yeah on 03.11.06 2:29 pm

    THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD…HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH…I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH CRAP IM LITERALY ROFL LAUGHING! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS UVE MADE MY LIFE WITH THAT JOKE……….SIKE!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA…..NO I THINK MY JOKES FUNNIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Posted by moose caca on 03.16.06 2:26 pm

    i have returned idiots. im a pimp-i did my teacher Mr. torres………..I had better

  9. Posted by r u a fag on 03.16.06 8:49 pm

    r u kiddin me that sucked more the u suck dick

  10. Posted by me on 06.08.06 9:48 pm

    tht was sooo stupid if he was talking she should have clearly noticed tht he said porch not porch….they werent writing it all down they were saying it…the joke is stupid

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