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Blonde Joke - Flowers
Posted on 01.21.06 3:43AM under Blonde Jokes
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street.
They pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
Red sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
The redhead said, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
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“Don’t you have a vase?”
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Posted by brandon iriwn on 01.22.06 11:26 am
this shit is fucking funny
Posted by UrMum on 01.23.06 10:19 am
YOU MOROONSSSSS, WHAT KIND OF JOKEIS THAT??
SOOO SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
Posted by Crystal Meth on 02.02.06 11:41 am
This joke is wack, it’s not funny at all!
Posted by travis on 02.03.06 8:32 am
what the fuck kinda shit is that it is fucking retarded it is so fucking funny so ya peace out niggas
Posted by esmeralda on 02.07.06 5:30 pm
hey ive read funnier than this.This is bullshit this really sucks ass!!!!!!
Posted by b-train on 02.11.06 3:35 am
yeah, thats a piece of shit. i think that brandon irwin is blonde for likin the joke, what a dunbass
Posted by nicole on 02.11.06 2:33 pm
i dont get it
Posted by uhhh on 02.19.06 6:58 pm
well thats the truth bout blondes… i get it but its dead ass lame….
Posted by Will on 03.07.06 1:29 am
umm…. blondes aren’t like that. Some of us are actually smart… it’s the dumbasses that make us look bad.
Posted by someone on 03.19.06 6:08 pm
then your supposed to change the dumbasses or become one of the millions
Posted by pollo on 04.07.06 10:19 pm
this joke is stupid it makes no sense i think only stupid blonde girls will get it
Posted by Heather on 04.20.06 11:12 am
stoopid
Posted by Albert on 04.28.06 9:37 am
These other comments seem to be moderated according to very lenient standards.
As for the joke, I absolutely treasures the picture of where the flowers would be if the blonde got them.
Ever since Britney Spears said we should just do what the President wants, I substitute “Britney” for “blonde” and there’s no offensive discrimination in the jokes.