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Blonde Guy Joke

Posted on 03.15.06 6:01AM under Blonde Jokes

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on
the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart
attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as
he’s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle
Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!
” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
floor.
“You rotten bastard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack
and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”

Read Comments

  1. Posted by -liam- on 03.20.06 2:15 pm

    Nice ending, creative =)

  2. Posted by brittany on 03.30.06 12:23 pm

    omg

  3. Posted by carol on 04.17.06 5:44 pm

    lol that was hilarious i was laughing the whole day after that…… every time i thought about it lol. u just need to add chuck norris somewhere in there……^.^

  4. Posted by Heather on 04.20.06 11:10 am

    woah this shits Hilarious

  5. Posted by Yo Mammy on 05.04.06 6:23 pm

    Heather, that blonde guy sounds alot like you…..DUMB. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Dumb Asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

  6. Posted by 2pac from pakky on 06.09.06 4:26 am

    i think that joke was shit get some better ones eg: 2 blonds walk into bar what did one say to the other…………. didnt you see it either!

  7. Posted by Butter on 11.11.06 6:32 pm

    lol that one was funny =D

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