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5 o’clock news
Posted on 11.13.05 6:59AM under Blonde Jokes
Frank walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was now on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Frank and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Frank said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Frank placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Frank, saying,
“Fair’s fair.
Here’s your money.”
Frank replied, “I can’t take your money,
I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
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Posted by rainbow17 on 12.11.05 8:19 am
that was stupid as a mutha fucker but it was funny
Posted by Pablo Lujan on 01.06.06 2:36 pm
That nigga was trippin I would of takin dat money
Posted by Esmeralda on 02.14.06 12:12 am
man that joke was bad ass!!!
Posted by Area 51.2 on 02.15.06 8:12 pm
i could make a better one
Posted by sweets on 02.19.06 10:51 pm
that joke was already on here
Posted by r u a fag on 03.16.06 8:51 pm
i good enough still fuck u mother fuckin pice of shit cock sucka
Posted by pablo is gay on 04.20.06 6:41 pm
Only a mexican like Pablo Lujan would miss the entire point of the joke and talk about how “that nigga was trippin,” and how he would have taken “dat” money… back to Mexico to buy himself a pound. Fuckin spigger…