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Blonde Year in Review
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 11.01.06 under Blonde Jokes
A Blonde’s Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited….finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!
May -Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm….car swamped because soft top was open.
September - The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
October - Hate M &M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!
